Tears for Cats

While sitting in the car, Dave speaks up out of nowhere: I don't want a cat.
Me: What?
Dave: Cameron loves animals.
Me: Ya, it's so cute when she watches Baby Einstein Noah.
Dave: Ya, but one days she's going to come up to me and say 'Daddy, can I have a kitty' and I'll have to say, 'No, sweetie we can't have a kitty'. Then she's gonna cry and I'm gonna cry and then I'm gonna have to get a damn cat.

Damn cat